February 2012
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virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
gossipgran:
big rob is my favorite jonas brother
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i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
me: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all
black person: *appears in reflection*
“I want you to love me in particular.”
– Daniel Handler, Adverbs (via ready-set-die)
jesuschapstick:
i was gonna make a joke about the declaration
but you already stole it
thelastofthecakelords:
Plot twist the Declaration of Independence steals Nicolas Cage
“Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place...”
– Judith Thurman (via writingisloving)
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thedeclarationofindependence:
*gets stolen by nicolas cage*
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“This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street, and why wouldn’t you pick it up...”
– Adverbs by Daniel Handler (via definethisnotion)
amouremeline:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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annefranksgasmask:
I was going to wear moccasins but I’m wearing a flannel and I didn’t want to look like more of a lesbian that I already do so im wearing uggs that’s the motto nigga yolo
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“I put my hand on him. Touching him was always so important to me. It was...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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