February 2012
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me: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all
black person: *appears in reflection*
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
I want you to love me in particular.
– Daniel Handler, Adverbs (via ready-set-die)
jesuschapstick:
i was gonna make a joke about the declaration
but you already stole it
thelastofthecakelords:
Plot twist the Declaration of Independence steals Nicolas Cage
Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place...
– Judith Thurman (via writingisloving)
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thedeclarationofindependence:
*gets stolen by nicolas cage*
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This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street, and why wouldn’t you pick it up...
– Adverbs by Daniel Handler (via definethisnotion)
amouremeline:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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annefranksgasmask:
I was going to wear moccasins but I’m wearing a flannel and I didn’t want to look like more of a lesbian that I already do so im wearing uggs that’s the motto nigga yolo
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I put my hand on him. Touching him was always so important to me. It was...
– Jonathan Safran Foer
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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January 2012
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It’s waking up for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You smile and kiss their face gently before turning back around, and a smile forms on your face. Just before you drift off to sleep, you feel an arm wrap around your waist and you know.
3xtenze:
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
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Cutie
apd-drummer:
Prettiest thing ever in the morning
I’m the luckiest girl in the entire universe.
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I put my hand on him. Touching him has always been important to me, it was...
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer (via zombielights)
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