February 2012
26 posts
me: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all
black person: *appears in reflection*
Feb 25th
158 notes
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Feb 24th
12,738 notes
Feb 22nd
28 notes
“I want you to love me in particular.”
– Daniel Handler, Adverbs (via ready-set-die)
Feb 20th
7 notes
jesuschapstick: i was gonna make a joke about the declaration but you already stole it
Feb 20th
97 notes
thelastofthecakelords: Plot twist the Declaration of Independence steals Nicolas Cage
Feb 19th
23 notes
“Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place...”
– Judith Thurman (via writingisloving)
Feb 19th
3 notes
1 tag
Feb 18th
14 notes
1 tag
thedeclarationofindependence: *gets stolen by nicolas cage*
Feb 18th
4,979 notes
4 tags
“This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street, and why wouldn’t you pick it up...”
– Adverbs by Daniel Handler (via definethisnotion)
Feb 18th
8 notes
amouremeline: i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
Feb 16th
10,277 notes
2 tags
Feb 15th
26 notes
Feb 15th
6 notes
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annefranksgasmask: I was going to wear moccasins but I’m wearing a flannel and I didn’t want to look like more of a lesbian that I already do so im wearing uggs that’s the motto nigga yolo
Feb 13th
26 notes
5 tags
Feb 13th
197 notes
2 tags
Feb 12th
659 notes
Feb 10th
90,533 notes
2 tags
Feb 8th
10 notes
Feb 8th
4 notes
1 tag
Feb 8th
4,791 notes
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ListenListen
Feb 7th
10 notes
2 tags
Feb 7th
2,942 notes
5 tags
ListenListen
Feb 6th
4,372 notes
2 tags
“I put my hand on him. Touching him was always so important to me. It was...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
Feb 5th
1 tag
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Feb 4th
28,576 notes
3 tags
Feb 3rd
13 notes
January 2012
30 posts
3 tags
Jan 30th
13 notes
1 tag
Jan 27th
942 notes
1 tag
Jan 26th
15 notes
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ListenSway - The Kooks
Jan 26th
86 notes
1 tag
Jan 24th
688 notes
It’s waking up for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You smile and kiss their face gently before turning back around, and a smile forms on your face. Just before you drift off to sleep, you feel an arm wrap around your waist and you know.
Jan 22nd
4 notes
3xtenze: i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
Jan 17th
56,309 notes
2 tags
Jan 14th
55 notes
3 tags
Jan 14th
15 notes
4 tags
Jan 13th
1,486 notes
5 tags
ListenI Already Miss You-The Kooks
Jan 13th
26 notes
1 tag
Jan 13th
90 notes
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Listenbornatmidnite: She Makes Dirty Words Sound...
Jan 13th
101 notes
5 tags
Jan 13th
5 notes
1 tag
Jan 12th
69 notes
Cutie
apd-drummer: Prettiest thing ever in the morning I’m the luckiest girl in the entire universe.
Jan 11th
2 notes
4 tags
Jan 10th
142 notes
5 tags
Jan 10th
49 notes
1 tag
Jan 10th
8 notes
“I put my hand on him. Touching him has always been important to me, it was...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer (via zombielights)
Jan 9th
8 notes
6 tags
Jan 9th
2 tags
Jan 8th
27 notes
3 tags
Jan 8th
5 tags
Jan 8th
148 notes